Posts Tagged ‘George Carlin’

Stand-up comedian, actor, and social critic, George Carlin will be best remembered for his irreverent political views and incisive humor.

His material, thoughts and sentiments are best encapsulated in the introduction of his 1997 book: Brain Droppings, which you can hear live from his audiobook of the same title in the video below:

For a long time my stand-up material has drawn from three sources. The first is the English language, you know words, phrases, sayings, and the ways we speak. The second source, as with most comedians, has been what I think of as ‘the little world’–those things we all experience everyday: driving, food, pets, relationships, and idle thoughts. The third area, is what I call ‘the big world’–war, politics, race, death, the social issues. So without actually having measured, I would say this book reflects the balance very closely.

Now the first two areas in the book will speak for themselves, but concerning ‘the big world’, let me say a few things…

I’m happy to tell you there’s very little in this world that I believe in. Listening to the comedians who comment on political, social, and cultural issues, I notice that most of their material reflects kind of an underlying belief that somehow things were better once, and with just a little effort we could set them right again. They’re looking for solutions and rooting for particular results, and I think that limits the tone and substance of what they say. They’re talented and funny people but they’re really nothing more than cheerleaders attached to a specific wished-for outcome.

I don’t feel so confined.

I frankly don’t give a fuck how it all turns out in this country or anywhere else for that matter. I think the human game was up a long time ago when the high priests and traders took over, and now we’re just playing out the string. And that is of course precisely what I find so amusing! The slow circling of the drain by a once promising species and the sappy ever more desperate belief in this country that there is actually some sort of an ‘American Dream’ which has merely been misplaced.

The decay and disintegration of this culture is astonishingly amusing if you’re emotionally detached from it. And I’ve always viewed it from a safe distance, knowing I don’t belong. Doesn’t include me, it never has. No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group, planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neigborhood-improvement committee. I have no interest in any of it.

I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.

So if you hear something in this book that sounds like advocacy of a particular political point of view, please reject the notion. My interest in issues is merely to point out how badly we’re doing, not to suggest a way we might do better.

Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope. I enjoy describing how things are, I have no interest in how they ought to be. And I certainly have no interest in fixing them. I sincerely believe that if you think there’s a solution, you’re part of the problem.

My motto: Fuck Hope.

P.S. In case you’re wondering, personally I’m a joyful individual, I had a long happy marriage and a close and loving family, my career has turned out better than I ever dreamed, and it continues to expand. I’m a personal optimist, but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger, is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt. I view my species with a combination of wonder and pity, and I root for its destruction. And please don’t confuse my point of view with cynicism–the real cynics are the ones who tell you everything’s gonna be all right.

And P.P.S., by the way, if by some chance you folks do manage to straighten things out and make everything better, I still don’t wish to be included.

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Inspirational soup for aspiring critical thinkers:

Bill Maher: What is so hard about saying the words: I DON’T KNOW?

Karen Armstrong: Belief… [is] self-indulgent guesswork about matters nobody can be certain of one way or the other but what makes people quarrelsome and stupidly sectarian.

George Carlin: Bullshit is the glue… that binds us as a nation. But we believe them because they’re pounded into our heads from the time we’re children.

David Attenborough: Explanation[s] of how we came into the world… they can’t all be right, some of them [have] to be wrong… so which are right? In face of such conflict, why don’t we look at the world around us? This evidence is the same everywhere.

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We’ve seen George Carlin’s strong language about everything, and his remarks about religion have elicited some “critical” comments from viewers. Here are a few:

What has gotten these people all riled up? Here’s George Carlin once again: (more…)

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Society is full of half-truths and untruths. In this excerpt, George Carlin urges everyone to adopt a critical attitude to everything.

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Brilliant comedian George Carlin shares his exasperation on “Soft Language” or the proliferation of political correctness terms.

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In this amazing routine, George Carlin displays his mastery of cynical humor by describing people’s ridiculous tendencies. It’s a cool satire and social critique at the same time. Hat’s off to Mr. Carlin.

The routine in 3 parts:


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Stand-up comedian George Carlin gives a sobering performance about the ignorant situation of America, education, and the need for critical thinking.

Rest in peace Mr. Carlin.

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